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Ness Demotivational Poster


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.


TAGS: happiness baby
Rating: 4.6/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 4:23 pm
Mothers... Just one... ngh... ngheheh... more and she'll ughrghn..ha..nhe... be really happy...nghghghhhaah!
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 9:58 pm
No, this is fantastic! So cute.
pugetsound - November 29, 2011, 9:30 pm
That's really creepy.


YES DEAR. - I know. I'm sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I've said i'm sorry. I don't know what more i can say.


TAGS: lion lioness henpecked
Rating: 4.27/5

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holymoly - February 29, 2012, 4:16 pm
love it. king of the jungle my a**.. we know who wears the mane


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A liberal doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end


TAGS: pc liberal political turd correctness
Rating: 4.03/5

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Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:53 am
The wording is brilliant, hard text to find a picture for though...


Loneliness -


TAGS: loneliness charles bukowski
Rating: 4.85/5

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chickenlittle - September 27, 2013, 12:01 am
This poster makes me want to go visit a nursing home or hospice and just talk to someone who is feeling that kind of lonliness.
Airman - September 26, 2013, 7:08 pm
very nice
mariand - September 26, 2013, 3:10 pm
brilliant
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:25 am
Bukoski. A gritty read, whatever he wrote. One of my heroes. 5L
Reality Lord - September 26, 2013, 7:04 am

greatness


SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose




HAPPINESS -


TAGS: happiness revenge crazy enjoy live
Rating: 4.74/5

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Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..


MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.


TAGS: kilted manliness caber tosser
Rating: 4.21/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:58 am
"Ey, lookit is wee lil' cutie pointy stick. Nae lad, put down that Javvy-lynn and lemmie show you how a MAN does it."
Rick69 - February 20, 2012, 5:15 pm
"Fcuk yeah! Let's rip this tree apart. . . oh shizzle, it was a telephone line tower. . . Well, at least this won't make headLINES. . ." Ye5, my inner Scottish compelled me to make a random shiety joke that really has nothing much to do with Scots XD
Budog - February 20, 2012, 3:43 am
It is a kilt dammit! It is only a skirt if you wear underwear...
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 1:54 pm
Excuse me while I recover myself from falling off this sofa. Hilarious!


PREPAREDNESS -


TAGS: preparedness rifles guns
Rating: 4.03/5

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rogueagent - February 8, 2010, 2:08 pm
This looks familiar.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:27 pm
That army of zombies ain't gonna kill itself ye know. (Yeah, I'm Scottish)


LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


TAGS: laziness capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:45 pm
See here this is a great poster, but you should take it easy man, remember quality over quantity.


NINJA SKILLS! - The ability to pass out while puking and not spill your Guinness!


TAGS: vomit puke funny bukiboo guinness
Rating: 4.38/5

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CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:52 pm
And i thought only Canadians could take a nasty fall without spilling their beer
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
But this is a d*** admirable feat.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
HA! Not a chance in hell I'd fall asleep with a full glass! I drank a hell of a lot there... 12-20 Guinness per night. (not covered in the per-diem... but, if you've seen Reno chicks, you'd have to drink, too.
ICEMAN - February 19, 2010, 10:45 pm
Aggy, pic from your vacation???
Chillax - February 19, 2010, 3:54 pm
Unfortunately, the story ends with the ninja getting backed over by the guy in the minivan. Hey, can I still have the Guinness?


A GENTLEMAN -


TAGS: politeness vs the tool of satan
Rating: 4.15/5

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Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm
Excellent, again!


being happy -


TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am
And to be thankful for/want what you have


MONDAY MORNING - It always feels like this.




AGGY'S STOUT CAKE -


TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food
Rating: 4.62/5

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FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and g**, mainly whether or not u love the ****
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not g**!


irrelevant -


TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!


FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.


TAGS: male pattern baldness challenge
Rating: 3.37/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 10:26 pm
There is a timmy about...


AWESOMENESS - sometimes you just feel it


TAGS: awesomeness
Rating: 4.55/5

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showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:32 pm
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:31 pm
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:43 pm
Meh somewhat but not really. I chuckled so it got approved even knowing that both of those were out there.
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:13 pm
73710, basically the same as the original.


UNTIL YOU -


TAGS: jay cutler toughness
Rating: 4.15/5

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Airman - January 25, 2011, 4:13 pm
when he was here in Denver, he joined a countryclub. Showed up in jeans tshirt & cap on backward to play golf. They said ok this one time. Next time he did it, they handed him a check on the first teebox for his $65k membership fee and told him to leave
coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
I agree Airman. He's tough to like. I find the overwhelming dislike for a par quarterback on an ok Chicago team interesting. The 2nd most hated man in the NFL this year after Favre. Boys are bigger in the NFL than high school Donk. Still not sold friend.
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
The only tendon in my knees that I didn't tear playing football was the PCL in my right knee. Even in highschool I played with broken fingers and torn ligaments. I'm pretty sure if you're getting paid $10mil/yr you should sac-up and tough it out.
Airman - January 25, 2011, 10:47 am
since I posted it, I better say something. Turns out he has a sprained mcl. The problem with Cutler is not if he was hurt or not.. it is the perception of him. He pouts, he sits by himself, he doesn't care what anyone says about him. He's hard to like.
coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 9:20 am
C'mon Donk. That's not true at all. Cutler suffered a Grade II MCL tear in his left knee. Takes three to four weeks to heal. Bears fans might think they are better off with Grossman or Orton... but they would be wrong.
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 11:39 pm
I knew this one would piss some people off. Real bears fans love this poster...trust me, I know quite a few. Bears are supposed to sac-up and get it done.
Produceman117 - January 24, 2011, 9:05 pm
Karma from their bs week 1 win over Detroit finally caught up to them.
Danoroo - January 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
I got the cramps just watchin
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 2:43 pm
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH! PERFECTION!


GUINNESS BEER DRINKERS -


TAGS: guinness smiles
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:43 pm
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Where'd he get all those teeth?!?!?!? (5L)
LogicDude - July 9, 2009, 4:37 pm
Hey! That's my Dentist!
BoneCD - July 9, 2009, 8:12 am
Ziiiiiiing there Aggy


BIPOLAR -


TAGS: emotions mentalhealth awareness
Rating: 4.04/5

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MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 4:59 pm
People don't really WANT to understand, like other mental health issues, until it affects them personally. It is actually really sad...makes me want to lmfao!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
5meds
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
People don't really understand this, do they. Angers me so much I just want to.... buy them an ice cream cone.
misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
I live it. It's a rollercoaster, at least I don't want to get off anymore. :)
Derek - August 21, 2012, 5:44 pm
Bipolar is as bipolar does. If not... who are you?
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 7:36 pm
Well thaaank you! Now I'm crying so hard I'm laughing and I can't remember at what...ashhole.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 7:14 pm
Go to hell!...I love you!....5L


THANK GUINNESS - It's Friday, enjoy !




GUINNESS LIKE CHAMPAGNE ONLY IRISH -


TAGS: guinness irish beer champagne
Rating: 4.44/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
As I sit in Dublin and tip my hat to the Irish.... like gold flowin' from angel's fingers....


LONELINESS -


TAGS: loneliness fish sea loser
Rating: 4.32/5

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Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:20 am
5 "ugly sticks" for you...
forseti - May 10, 2011, 3:15 am
Maybe your fishing pole is way too short?!


THESE ARE GANGSTERS -


TAGS: gangsters businessmen not the thug life
Rating: 4.4/5

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Produceman117 - March 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
Nicely done, Sickartist. 5Ls.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:46 pm
ACTUALLY those are actors that played gangsters - pretty much wimps ALL.
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:24 am
They may be gangsters, but I happen to be gangsta. Yo.
Woodywood03a - March 19, 2010, 1:45 am
lol
Dude 4515 - March 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Deniro's such a gangster, he's TWO gangsters!
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 1:43 pm
What? BLASPHEMY!! Lower left corner isn't an actor...p.s. 5L


THE BARONESS -




STAYING SINGLE -


TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L


HAPPINESS - Is a man, a woman, and a bounce castle.


TAGS: bounce happiness ***bs castle funny
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:59 pm
nice first try...


SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~


TAGS: vader star wars sellout guinness dark
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2009, 8:36 pm
Patience.


INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.93/5

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MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
It's bette to be BATMAN!!


DROWNED AT THE BREWERY -


TAGS: irish guinness beer pee drowning
Rating: 4.26/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 11:43 am
you can never beat the classic5 man!
forseti - June 1, 2011, 1:45 am
...and you still love it! RIGHT?!
house - May 31, 2011, 6:07 pm
a very old joke


CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone


TAGS: chuck norris awesomeness
Rating: 4.14/5

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maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 7:10 am
Chuck Norris Who ?


Alone -


TAGS: individuality loneliness huxley
Rating: 4.7/5

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Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 9:54 pm

these just keep getting better.


FORGIVE & FORGET -


TAGS: no forgivness no forgeting mariand
Rating: 4.53/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 1:34 pm
Thank you... this means alot to me :)
tellitlikeitis - October 16, 2011, 9:29 am
Love this one.


WHEN I'M AT WORK -


TAGS: business voice
Rating: 4.77/5

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alldayfighter - May 20, 2011, 7:31 pm
5o I do.


IRONY -


TAGS: happiness sadness presence absense
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:00 pm
However nice thi5 is, am I to believe we're supposed to be thankful for MORONS so we can enjoy people that possess COMMON SENSE?!? I won't have it!
Kyronic - May 21, 2012, 10:46 pm
(A few seconds later) I mean "Kyronic".
Kyronic - May 21, 2012, 10:44 pm
Perfect.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 6:55 pm
Deep !
mariand - January 1, 2012, 12:51 pm
nice


EUPHEMISM -


TAGS: laziness reduce obligations
Rating: 4.52/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:21 pm
That the story of my d*mn life.
gas - August 21, 2011, 7:04 pm
yes, seen that way there's nothing too easy. thx :p
gas - August 21, 2011, 6:57 pm
hehe true
mariand - August 21, 2011, 2:53 pm
LOL...you forgot motifake
spacedog - August 21, 2011, 1:40 pm
*It's*
spacedog - August 21, 2011, 1:39 pm
It difficult to say which one is the hardest some day5.


HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

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KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4****


PRETENSE -




SIMILARITY BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A GLASS OF GUINNESS -


TAGS: guinness priest
Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:49 pm
No truer words have ever been uttered... well, a couple things that mwlf said... then there's one time when logic dude... also, cubby made a point... well, this is top 5, anyhow.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


THE DREAMS -




DARK SIDE ELIXIR -


TAGS: guinness beverage darth vader dark side elixir
Rating: 4.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:56 am
Plural: Guinni


GUINNESS -


TAGS: guinness truck rainbow wytch
Rating: 3.86/5

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GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:18 pm
Yeeess...So?
Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 1:04 am
Unless it's Guinness Draught. I swear to God they brew that stuff with ground up pencil lead.


SILLY OTTER - go put that down and get me a guinness instead




PREPAREDNESS - Being ready for anything, even unicorn attacks




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: a lioness in public is a tigress in bed
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:28 pm
5L... for the poster AND the inside info... I did not know that Jim Croce had a son.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:18 am
Folk, more than country. But if it counts as country, it's good country. A rarity indeed.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:17 am
Jim Croce was the real deal. Great lyrics. And just a great sense of what's real and worth singing about. And humour too.
MrRandom - October 17, 2009, 12:17 am
Sounds like a county song
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:16 am
This poster was truly inspired by the Jim Croce son Rollerderby Queen. It's on the Tube of You. "Her friends called her Toughie, but all her buddies called her Spike." And "The meanest hunk 'a woman that anybody ever seen ... down in the arena." ...


FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."




WISHES -


TAGS: happiness is just an illusion
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:10 am
Thank You trash
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 8:46 am
This really is genius Hammy.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:44 am
Thank you
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:12 am

truely de-motivating.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 6:35 pm
If someone wants to remove himself from the gene pool, it musst be Darwinism at it's best. 5 Dinos


HOMELESSNESS - Sucks when your Death Star gets blowed up ...




JEHOVAH WITNESS - They'll find you wherever and whenever.


TAGS: jehovah witness find religion hide
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 2:14 am
Hnyah.
drsugarray - April 11, 2010, 12:35 am
:: shakin' my head ::


BACON - A Synonym for happiness.




FREEDOM - Now get back to work.


TAGS: freedom work funny wilderness outdoors
Rating: 2.3/5

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Sean - April 28, 2009, 5:06 pm
Yeah divi, that's never happened here before now.
divi - April 28, 2009, 4:15 pm
finally, a motifake that actually resembles the original despair.com ones!
RnR - July 24, 2008, 6:18 pm
isn't that the route to the Overlook h**el (The Shining)?


MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.


TAGS: marriage women complain happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

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tatespa - May 21, 2012, 8:59 am
Agreed... no truer words have been spoken... d***!!!!
SteveFurlong - May 19, 2012, 5:27 pm
5L for indisputable truth.


BECAUSE WE BOTH HATE ALL THAT VALENTINE'S DAY CRAP -




REGRET - Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?


TAGS: regret crush loneliness lost love
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:37 am
I have never regretted saying anything ever - except to my wife. Letting it build up gives you constipation.
gas - January 27, 2012, 3:51 pm
regret vs remorse..


STUPID MOROCCANS - DEMOTIV PICTURE -




BIPOLAR - A kinder term for Are you nucking futs?


TAGS: illnesses mentalhealth
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 9:02 pm
I try to be. :D
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:18 am
Haha...I said but with an extra t!
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:17 am
You think that's something? All my stick people have belly b***ons! Thanks for the kind(er) words hun.
GaryO - August 20, 2012, 10:33 pm
d***, Prissy, you’re so god*** good sometimes. Hurry…..go paint something before it passes.


FITNESS - American style


TAGS: fitness greg american america fat
Rating: 2.76/5

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pro - November 13, 2008, 12:20 pm
No, it's not a real ph**o. It was stolen from Ph**oshop Phriday over on somethingawful.com.
Scorpio - November 13, 2008, 8:32 am
The ADA (Americans with Disabiolities Act) requires that all businesses be "handicap accessible," and that includes athletic clubs. This is probably a real ph**o, and not shoppped.
x - July 19, 2008, 11:52 pm
and the fat just keeps on comming
nice - June 5, 2008, 7:53 am
hahahahahahahahhahah


100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!


TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

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zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm
pottery barn kicks a**, boe, find a place that kicks more a** then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs


THE PERFECT CONSEQUENCE -


TAGS: putting happiness in the body
Rating: 4.45/5

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CaptainBaked - April 2, 2011, 6:17 pm
Thanks RL.. You're churning out some pretty impressive ones yourself... I do say old chap!
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:44 am

dear baked...they just keep getting better and better dude.


F I T N E S S - They Say That Thin Is In. But Some Favor A Little Wide In Their Ride.


TAGS: motorcycle fitness
Rating: 4.16/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:48 am
Good luck turning that thing :p
Cubbybear - March 29, 2011, 1:42 am
***ual innuendo
djinnyf - March 28, 2011, 9:21 pm
Nice, makes you look thinner too!! xx


Fairness -


TAGS: justice world fairness people hammy
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 3:19 pm
Truth That Hurts .


PROVERB - Happiness is an unexpected hug.




COOLNESS -




HAPINESS - A tiring quest for the rich, a daily routine for the poor.


TAGS: hapiness
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by jig

jig - January 21, 2012, 5:29 pm
Well, a missing "p" can make a mod unhappy
Reality Lord - January 20, 2012, 6:34 pm

cannot tell you how hapy i am that you used spell check on this.


GUINNESS - An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of naked women to get to a bottle of Guinness.


TAGS: beer guinness
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Unclebark

Iconoclast - February 5, 2011, 10:53 pm
I am a Guinness fan - when it is properly on draught. The bottled stuff is, IMHO, undrinkable.
Cloudchaser - February 3, 2011, 12:01 am
Maybe it's just me, but Guinness Draught tastes like it was brewed with pencil lead. And that "flavor rocket" they put in the bottles instead of the extra in the drink? That's just a marketing gimmick that does nothing more than to make the price go up.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 9:34 pm
I have a business card holder that my goddaughter's mom had engraved for me... "He'd step over ten n**** women to get to a pint of Guinness" - sadly, it's true. I believe that's the correct quote. And I'm not even irish! I just love the stuff.
Unclebark - February 2, 2011, 8:33 pm
"willing bodies..." maybe?? Still, I kinda like your serial killer angle.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 8:24 pm
saying "the bodies of n**** women" sounds more like a serial killer than a Guinness lover. But it's nice to be both. You can come back to the... bodies... after tossing back a few six-packs.


IRISH BREAKFAST - Even Little Antonio Kwows Exactly How A Successful Schoolday Starts


TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:25 pm
Saw yours 5 min ago. Mine is much better! :P
rerun - April 5, 2010, 12:24 pm

nice take on an older pic.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:29 am
Good night Aggy. Got to wake up for work tomorrow. See ya.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:24 am
Indeed.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:16 am
Point well taken. But, in good company, if I do say so myself.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:09 am
Ummmm, culos, cubby, mustyk, sean, agdaniele,(wait, what?) etc, etc, etc.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:05 am
Naturally. Who would?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:03 am
I'm not sure I want to.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:01 am
LMAO! Ain't you heard?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:00 am
Weenie.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:59 am
LOL!!! I know where you're going with that! No, I won't be.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:58 am
Yeahbut?????? Will you still be in the country?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:56 am
LMAO! Not until I see a subpoena and a blood test!
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:54 am
Is this kid related to you Aggy?


GUINNESS -


TAGS: mmmm guinness mmmm beer mmmm
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by bunny

agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 12:26 am
And this centerfold has no s***les!!! All hail Bunny! Great motifake!
Sean - July 9, 2009, 12:19 am
Agdaniele hath found his perfect "Missus" ... her gazongas be made o' guinnes. And the rest of 'er tooooo!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 11:56 pm
Wow. I blew that one. YES! YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!
Sean - July 8, 2009, 11:41 pm
If they're made of guinness, their days/hours/minutes are numbered.
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 11:05 pm
What? Why would I ever want them off?!?!?
Sean - July 8, 2009, 10:32 pm
AGDANIELE Give him half an excuse, and he'll drink yer t*** off!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:16 pm
W'sup? Hey... how ya doin'? Thirsty?


ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.


TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by RnR

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the f*** out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am
(Great.)


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: sadness depression
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by AudioHostem

AudioHostem - April 25, 2011, 10:20 pm
Made up the poetry myself. I consider this my first real motifake. Thanks for the feedback.
marlygirl - April 24, 2011, 4:13 pm
My momma always used to say: "if you wanted fair, you landed on the wrong planet"
IxLOVExYOU - April 24, 2011, 3:09 pm
a bit depressed at the moment. perfect 5Ls!!


365 FOOLS -




2009 WAS SO AWESOME -




MARKETING - Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution


TAGS: marketing business
Rating: 4.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:01 pm
Something similar happened with my windshield. I suspect conspiracy.


SIMPLICITY -




WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.


TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" sh**s to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs


I NEVER WANTED PERFECTION -


TAGS: i just wanted happiness
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 3:03 pm
Last night I had a dream of life, and love, and cities burning. Inside the strangest dream I thought I saw the world ending.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:24 pm
I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:23 pm
I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.
rerun - September 13, 2012, 8:14 pm

you should post this somewhere else, saw a place with a twist.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:37 pm
Touching... And beautiful arrangement... Mainly touching...
M0rd3kaI - September 13, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks Space, Appreciate it.
spacedog - September 12, 2012, 11:35 pm
Nice one Kai. 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.
steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
5l. well deserved. you have moved even my cold heart.


REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.


TAGS: patriotism military america usa memorial day sadness loss heroism army coast guard navy usmc
Rating: 3.31/5

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm
Hoorah!! Semper Fi


ALLERGIES -


TAGS: carver allergy dog peanutb***er sadness
Rating: 4.91/5

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5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 9:35 pm
love the pic!


MORTAL ROCK BAND KOMBAT - Flawless victory!!


TAGS: epic amazingness
Rating: 2.67/5

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R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 5:26 pm
I like the poster. The guys in the costumes are pretty lame though. Now, if it was a REAL band, I would pay to see them.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 11, 2010, 5:20 pm
After I submitted this, I realise I should have put this in the fodder thread, because even I think this is pretty weak.
R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 5:18 pm
Let's get ready to RUMBLE!


DON'T WORRY - It's all white meat.


TAGS: cannibalism etc mcdonalds fatness whitemeat meat
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by God

Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
Just love the disturbing mood in this picture. ;)


LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..


TAGS: life death darkness depression reality
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

ughomer - September 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Macabriful poster Seth.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2012, 9:24 am

shiney happy poster you put out seth...i love it 5L :)
GaryO - September 14, 2012, 8:39 am
How quaint. Looks to be one of Thomas Kinkade’s bizzaro collection….or perhaps an early Turner. In any event, if I had a whit of motivation left after viewing this poster, I’d retrieve a dagger and cut myself….5L


THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS - Is to be happy already.




ABOVE IT ALL -


TAGS: peace love kindness humanity ego
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 8:49 am
"someone sitting 60 feet south of central park is opening up their egg sandwich... we have a sniper available?"
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:47 am
"we got a black Beemer, 5th and Broadway", "roger that", "red squadron, you have a go" "10-4, Armed and ready", "watch for tail wind guys, this one's gonna be tricky", "Gold 5 to Red Leader, bombs away...", "Direct hit!!"


IN MEMORY -


TAGS: memory music tennessee williams
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - October 3, 2011, 7:46 am
ok, thanks :)
justme - October 3, 2011, 7:21 am
please submit this one to philosophywall to, its really good
ent1wine - October 3, 2011, 1:42 am
music is all, all is real, love is wanting to be loved


INERTIA -


TAGS: age elderly life sadness
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
Great job!
Greeny - March 30, 2011, 5:09 am
Love it, but hate the possibility...
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:34 pm
Perhaps.... but I often choose to cater to the intellignet or witty.
Arvantillian - March 29, 2011, 6:48 am
good post, but a bit deep for the average moe
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 12:39 am
Waste of time.... it's too quiet here.
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 12:34 am
Actually, it's eldery-oriented... and Google is cool with that.
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 12:15 am
It's bordering adult-oriented, but I kept it tasteful, thanks!
ICEMAN - March 28, 2011, 11:56 pm
Truly amazing work, Aggy. Brings on a new enthusiasm.
Cubbybear - March 28, 2011, 12:46 pm
this poster says it all...the future will be lonely
GySgt1811 - March 28, 2011, 9:03 am
Yes. It's hard...


HAPPINESS -




TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA - now part of a balanced, nutritional breakfast




LONELINESS - If you feel lonely, look in the mirror. You're probably a freak.


TAGS: lonely loneliness demotivational
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Nero

Nobody - October 6, 2008, 7:45 pm
Hah, awesome. Demotivation at it's classiest. Well done.
Sean - July 31, 2008, 5:12 pm
This one great. Excellent picture and perfect delivery.


INTELLECT -


TAGS: simplicity life wine music happiness
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:37 pm
Mad dog and T-bird, companion pets till the end
angelous - November 1, 2010, 9:14 am
Very deep sir. 5L.


HELPLESS -




FOOLISHNESS -


TAGS: aprchallenge foolishness takes many forms
Rating: 4.5/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:06 am
nice!!


GUINNESS INSPIRED THOUGHTS -




SMUG DOG -


TAGS: smugness day biznitch superior dog looks down on you
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 30, 2009, 11:23 am
Thanks, guys, I'm glad you like it. Dogs can't look up, but they can clearly look down.
spacedog - December 30, 2009, 1:20 am
Excellent Bart, 5Ls.
Sho - December 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
Lmao Snoop Dogg
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:05 pm
LOL!


BARRIER -


TAGS: barrier keep sadness joy out
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

justme - October 8, 2011, 8:15 am
another greta poster of la. great poster 5L
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2011, 11:42 pm
'S good, but ya gotta post stuff like this in motivational twist or philosophy wall


HAPPINESS - can only be achieved when you've acknowledged that sadness appears first.




UNCLE TIMMIE -


TAGS: timmy not timmay cyanide happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Kspace - July 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
@ Claire...no, that avatar of yours is amazing 5L @ animated TARDiS!
Claire - July 11, 2010, 1:58 pm
This is amazing.
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:43 am

ditto
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:19 am
Love it!!! 5L


HABITUATION -


TAGS: loneliness company miss
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by gas

Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:34 pm
Awesome.
mariand - July 18, 2011, 4:44 pm
I like it...
gas - July 12, 2011, 5:39 pm
thanks!
spacedog - July 12, 2011, 5:36 pm
Beautiful! 5L


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