Ness Demotivational Poster
Kiddie Creativity -
MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.
HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
YES DEAR. - I know. I'm sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I've said i'm sorry. I don't know what more i can say.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A liberal doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end
SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose
MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.
LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
NINJA SKILLS! - The ability to pass out while puking and not spill your Guinness!
A GENTLEMAN -
being happy -
MONDAY MORNING - It always feels like this.
AGGY'S STOUT CAKE -
FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.
AWESOMENESS - sometimes you just feel it
UNTIL YOU -
GUINNESS BEER DRINKERS -
THANK GUINNESS - It's Friday, enjoy !
GUINNESS LIKE CHAMPAGNE ONLY IRISH -
THESE ARE GANGSTERS -
THE BARONESS -
STAYING SINGLE -
HAPPINESS - Is a man, a woman, and a bounce castle.
SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~
INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -
DROWNED AT THE BREWERY -
CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone
FORGIVE & FORGET -
WHEN I'M AT WORK -
HELL BUS -
SIMILARITY BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A GLASS OF GUINNESS -
THE DREAMS -
DARK SIDE ELIXIR -
SILLY OTTER - go put that down and get me a guinness instead
PREPAREDNESS - Being ready for anything, even unicorn attacks
FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."
HOMELESSNESS - Sucks when your Death Star gets blowed up ...
JEHOVAH WITNESS - They'll find you wherever and whenever.
BACON - A Synonym for happiness.
FREEDOM - Now get back to work.
MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.
BECAUSE WE BOTH HATE ALL THAT VALENTINE'S DAY CRAP -
REGRET - Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
STUPID MOROCCANS - DEMOTIV PICTURE -
BIPOLAR - A kinder term for Are you nucking futs?
FITNESS - American style
100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!
THE PERFECT CONSEQUENCE -
F I T N E S S - They Say That Thin Is In. But Some Favor A Little Wide In Their Ride.
PROVERB - Happiness is an unexpected hug.
HAPINESS - A tiring quest for the rich, a daily routine for the poor.
GUINNESS - An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of naked women to get to a bottle of Guinness.
IRISH BREAKFAST - Even Little Antonio Kwows Exactly How A Successful Schoolday Starts
ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.
365 FOOLS -
2009 WAS SO AWESOME -
MARKETING - Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.
I NEVER WANTED PERFECTION -
REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.
MORTAL ROCK BAND KOMBAT - Flawless victory!!
DON'T WORRY - It's all white meat.
LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..
THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS - Is to be happy already.
ABOVE IT ALL -
IN MEMORY -
TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA - now part of a balanced, nutritional breakfast
LONELINESS - If you feel lonely, look in the mirror. You're probably a freak.
GUINNESS INSPIRED THOUGHTS -
SMUG DOG -
HAPPINESS - can only be achieved when you've acknowledged that sadness appears first.
UNCLE TIMMIE -
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